Two-step x 20 and minus a bit
Lurked for 10 years - finally need to SHED my wisdom. I wasn't ruSHED or puSHED into posting before.

Many other first posters have been huSHED by the trolls, quaSHED by the /talkers, smaSHED by the /otters, baSHED by a man with no leg to stand on, laSHED by the pedants, traSHED by a vaj, splaSHED on by ringonfyre (Cupid's still ok,) pebble-daSHED by Pooflake, fluSHED by a doctor, copubliSHED by an Ape (Though never PRINT publiSHED ofc,) astoniSHED by everything, demoliSHED by Rory unlogic, squaSHED by AB's missus and anguiSHED by a Marshmallow.

Many stories seem embelliSHED, impoveriSHED, ruSHED, guSHED, tarniSHED, unmeSHED, even overembelliSHED sometimes. Some seem unfiniSHED, unvarniSHED, using unestabliSHED facts, unfurniSHED by detail. Others are unabaSHED, unleaSHED, ungarneSHED filth fantasies diSHED out to an audience of undistinguiSHED wankers.

The worst stories are the ones that work on preestabliSHED jokes.

People suggest QOTW should be aboliSHED, they should be admoniSHED, maybe even baniSHED.

I'm finiSHED

tl;dr - the 39 steps -or- I can make google find words ending -shed.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 7:33, 14 replies)

Bet you can't read this reply
cause your screen is red and has a picture of a crying kitty.





SHED.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 7:36, closed)

Still no step! UK based mods can't be out of bed yet. But if I am turfed out the back-door, no problem! I already stashed some grumble mags in the ...., balls, already did that gag to death.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:30, closed)

SHEDULUS!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 8 Feb 2013, 7:52, closed)

I think this would have been more effective if you didn't capslock your sheds.
Though I shed a tear for the effort you obviously put into this.
( Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:10, closed)

Sorry, I prefer my wooden garden structures big. Do you have a problem with that? Well? Do you? 'cos I'M not doing anything about it if you do.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:33, closed)

Shouldn't you have posted this after the 9pm water...oh forget it.

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:48, closed)

You can wee in your shed if you want - I won't judge you. Everyone else probably will mind.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:34, closed)

You are cleverer than this post suggests, but nowhere near as clever as you think you are.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:05, closed)

This reply can be rubbished due to it's oh so arrogant belief that I think, or indeed have ever thinked in the past.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:28, closed)

Alright Battered?
I notice you didn't get credit for suggestiing this week's QOTW
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:07, closed)

Meh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 7:50, closed)

Is this meant to be like
the chicken coop thing from the Stoneybridge Town Council sketch from Absolutely?
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:39, closed)

Tabby says it's time for tea!
(Mud the Far Car can and will, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:44, closed)

IT'S
VID-E-O!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 21:55, closed)