Ah! I'm a great believer in 'traditional' apprenticeships....
....there's nowt like a bit of good old British humiliation, degradation and belittlement of the young and partially skilled to produce a decent craftsman. And I mean it.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:20, 1 reply)

Hello, my boss sent me to ask for a long weight
and some sky hooks.
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 3:06, closed)

Spirit level bubbles
Are my favourite
(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:41, closed)

Can you please tell me what's a
piecost?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:51, closed)

The dry bit,
round the edge?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:58, closed)

Once got sent for a "a new bubble for my spirit level", Came back with a replacement vial containing the bubble and the words "up yours ugly" aimed at the idiot that sent me.
Rubber or glass nails was a favourite one of mine for any of the work experience youngsters.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 21:34, closed)