Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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BrothersBefore I was yet to be a horrible drunken mistake with contraception my brother was about 3. Doing the weekly shop in KwikSave, the usual boredom of a supermarket, and an inquisitive mind led my brother, in the crowded alcohol aisle to proclaim quite nice and loudly, pointing to some hard spirit (insert your choice of tipple here) 'Thats the one I like isn't it mum!'
Mother didn't run out of the shop at all.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:59, Reply)
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