Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Shaved it offWhen my daughter was about five, I decided to let my beard grow in while on vacaton. After a week or so, Smudgelet asked "Daddy, why haven't you shaved?" I said, "Thought I'd let it grow in for a while - what do you think?" After duly considering, she replied thoughtfully "You look like a toilet brush." Cue Mrs Smudge in hysterics and me off to the bathroom to find my razor.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
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