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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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I hadn't thought of that
Returning home one clear winter's evening, I happened to be approaching my house just as the International Space Station was passing overhead. So I hustled my daughters outside to see it - it's quite an impressive sight, easily the brightest thing in the sky*, and moving with a steady, silent purpose.

As they watched, I explained that it was a real space station, and that people lived and worked in it, hundreds of kilometres up. I waited for the questions that must inevitably come from the enquiring minds of children... And sure enough:

"Daddy, how can it be a station if it's moving?"


* Yes, all right, apart from the moon and the sun. No-one likes a smartarse, you know.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:15, 4 replies)
I think you're confusing stationary with envelopes.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:53, closed)
You should have said,'It's not. We are'.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:58, closed)
Station!

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:03, closed)
The perfect opportunity to talk to her about relativity
And you blew it. Tsk!
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:47, closed)

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