Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Walking back from the scout hut,my boys were discussing gross medical practices, and came onto brain dissection, which they had seen on TV.
"Whose brain did they use?" asks the eldest.
I explain how people choose to donate their bodies to science when they die, and state that this is something I might like to happen with my corpse.
"But I don't want you to die!" exclaims the youngest.
As I'm about to explain that science will be more than happy to wait for me to die in my own time, rather than send a death squad round to collect me, he cuts me off with "It's okay, we can just kill Mummy, instead."
Gave the lady collecting the Kleeneze catalogues a laugh, anyway.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:05,
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