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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Expects knock on door from Social Services...
Took my 3 year old to a new play (park when did they stop being playgrounds?) in the grounds of country houseand it had a rope basket-style swing where you could push your little charge quite high without fear of pushing him off.

He seemed to love it. I know this becuase he was giggling uncontrollably and shouting, "Daddy, it makes my willy feel funny." I foolishly laughed which was his cue to repeat the phrase ad infinitum. For the next 30 mins around the playpark and grounds of this estate I was followed by a little voice imploring me: "Daddy, can you make my willy feel funny again"
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:12, 5 replies)
I like the bit where you think you missed the open parenthesis, but, in a clever twist,
the opening parenthesis is on the other side of the closing parenthesis!

It's like, where do they begin and what are they trying to enclose?!! SO EXCITING!!
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:21, closed)
I like this), but what ^he (said

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:28, closed)
Ta dah (fixed)(or is it?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:32, closed)
of country houseand

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:25, closed)

I need a poof reader - interested?
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:45, closed)

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