As I may have mentioned
I coach my daughter's soccer team. We have twins on the team - 2 boys, always full of energy and exuberance. If not both well endowed with fog-horn voices.
A few weeks ago we're doing our "Joke Telling" as we warm down after training. I pull out the old - "My dog has no nose.", my daughter, playing the straight man chips in with "How does he smell?".
"Awful!" Much rofl and more bad jokes ensue.

This becomes a bit of a meme with various animals etc. and bodyparts being substituted for dog/nose, always with the same response - usually shouted out by the whole team. "AWFUL!"

A couple of weeks ago we are warming up before an away game. An older team start warming up next to us. I notice the coach is an amputee, just above his right knee and on crutches. I think no more of it than, Good on him.
One of the twins pipes up - "Hey Ringo, that man only has 1 leg." in what is supposed to be a whisper but sounds more like it's been put out over a PA. Without a pause & with perfect comedic timing his brother lobs in with "How does he smell?" and almost to a man the entire team without really thinking shouts out "AWFUL!"
"Right, that's it. Game time." Exit field left.
The coach is standing there leaning on his crutches, big grin on his face, shaking his head from side to side slowly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 24 May 2013, 23:20, 12 replies)

so you're describing two young boys as 'well endowed'?
Typical Aussie wog nonce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 May 2013, 23:41, closed)

Full of spunk, as well

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 23:42, closed)

Haha
Nonce jokes.
From you lot?

Who'd a thunk it, eh?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 24 May 2013, 23:49, closed)

Addendum:
The twin that shouted (falsetto) "How does he smell?" has a real habit of getting tackled roughly and suffering a major injury - even tho he manages to get up & play on. This has come to be known by the team as "Chucking a Brad." As I am calling him 'Brad' for this tale.
This morning he accidentally ran into an opposition player and did a face plant. As he was lying on the ground I checked the other player was ok and attended to Brad who was ok to play within a minute or so.
As I did his brother Jim strolled past and said - "Err, don't chuck a Brad."

Interestingly, Jim got tackled really hard quite a few times and had bruising on both his shins (despite shin-guards) - yet he only complained after the end of the game.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 8:20, closed)

"soccer"?
You utter cunt.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:39, closed)

Over here
"footy" means Australian Rules Football.
You don't want to get the 2 mixed up.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 27 May 2013, 21:52, closed)