Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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But Daddy calls her that.....In the late 1970s/early 1980s, before our parents divorced, my sister and I were treated to hearing our father calling our mother all sorts of charming names in a very loud voice. My sis, being about 3 at the time, was obviously much more impressionable than I was (cuz I was older). One day, Mom opened a window which was holding in a plant shelf. Of course, the little plant shelf was no longer secure at that point, and the plants naturally cascaded onto the floor. Imagine Mom's surprise when her precious 3-year-old, all blonde hair and blue eyes, looked at her and said, "you fucking asshole."
(, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:24, 1 reply)
Tell your sister she shouldn't take sides.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 May 2013, 12:27,
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