Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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For someone who writes fuck all stories
& lots of pointless shitty comments.
Maybe you're not at the copypasta stage yet AB.
Just a thought.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 7:59, 2 replies)
& lots of pointless shitty comments.
Maybe you're not at the copypasta stage yet AB.
Just a thought.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 7:59, 2 replies)
"People who say 'copypasta' are child groomers"
Says the man who is constantly interested in making comments about toys when EMV posts.
Give it up skinny man. I think I hear your missus calling you back to bed.
Or maybe that's a calling - "Nurse!"
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 10:27, closed)
Says the man who is constantly interested in making comments about toys when EMV posts.
Give it up skinny man. I think I hear your missus calling you back to bed.
Or maybe that's a calling - "Nurse!"
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 10:27, closed)
you seem to have a bit of a thing for AB's wife.
It's pretty creepy.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 10:29, closed)
It's pretty creepy.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 10:29, closed)
He's got a threeway fantasy involving her and one of Shambles' daughters.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 18:06, closed)
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 18:06, closed)
nah, srsly
He really does have the hots for WW. Maybe he's a fellow chubby chaser.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 18:54, closed)
He really does have the hots for WW. Maybe he's a fellow chubby chaser.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 18:54, closed)
Why would a happily married man be making salacious comments about another man's wife?
Next you'll be telling me he trawls online dating websites for victims as well.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 19:51, closed)
Next you'll be telling me he trawls online dating websites for victims as well.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 19:51, closed)
"I think I hear your missus calling you back to bed."
Daily Mail level salaciousness, right here!
PROTIP: if you're not quite sure what a word means but you want to use a big one to make yourself look smart, you should maybe check it in a dictionary first. Just so you don't look like an idiot who doesn't really know a word's meaning.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 20:22, closed)
Daily Mail level salaciousness, right here!
PROTIP: if you're not quite sure what a word means but you want to use a big one to make yourself look smart, you should maybe check it in a dictionary first. Just so you don't look like an idiot who doesn't really know a word's meaning.
( , Sun 26 May 2013, 20:22, closed)
I'm still struggling to see how someone choosing to work in the healthcare sector is any grounds for criticism.
Or is the joke that, lol, doctors are traditionally men and nurses are traditionally women? I can see how that is pretty hilarious, yeah, you should totally keep saying it.
( , Mon 27 May 2013, 1:40, closed)
Or is the joke that, lol, doctors are traditionally men and nurses are traditionally women? I can see how that is pretty hilarious, yeah, you should totally keep saying it.
( , Mon 27 May 2013, 1:40, closed)
Give him a break
this is, like, the one interesting thing that's ever happened to him, he's got to try and get a bit of mileage out of it
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 9:45, closed)
this is, like, the one interesting thing that's ever happened to him, he's got to try and get a bit of mileage out of it
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 9:45, closed)
I expect you won't have any stories this week, seeing as you're not allowed near kids.
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I sometimes wish I wasn't
Some of my friends with kids use the prospect of a visit to uncle emvee's house as a special treat for when they've been extra good
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 11:05, closed)
Some of my friends with kids use the prospect of a visit to uncle emvee's house as a special treat for when they've been extra good
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 11:05, closed)
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