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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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My son's a right little bastard.
His mother and I were estranged when he was very young, so he didn't remember me. After some years we met again and I told him the truth.
"No! That's not true! That's impossible!", he said, crying "Abloobloo, bloo...".
So I cut off the little shit's hand and threw it down the garbage chute. Fucking local coppers knew all about it but were aware of what a little cunt he was so never bothered to prosecute me.
Local chief constable even thanked me for it when we met up at the Honda Accord owners club meet with our supermodel girlfriends.
(, Mon 27 May 2013, 12:12, 3 replies)
<3

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:11, closed)
Is this from Game of Thrones?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:37, closed)
No.
It's Rick Astley: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:45, closed)

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