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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Monty’s a comedy genius.


Mr Flake's come back was quite funny, but Monty’s straight man routine is amazing.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:19, 3 replies)
I like you better as ringofyre.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 May 2013, 11:42, closed)
The triple-Ting here is incredible.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:14, closed)
At this level it's actually
quadruple-Ting.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 May 2013, 13:21, closed)
Four Jamaicans walk into a bar.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:52, closed)
well I like it
It's one of my strengths
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:39, closed)
Along with...

Oh, you don't have any strengths. You're just a miserable, depressing frankly embarrassing sad sack.

You know what to do...DYAAKY
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:32, closed)
you're embarrassing yourself now

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:44, closed)
Yet you keep biting?...
Do you have to wipe the angry internet tears away so you can see the keyboard before bashing it with your useless tosh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:48, closed)
Right you are.
I'll see if I can't come up with an appallingly-written 4000 word bullshit story and post it, then maybe we can be friends, OK?

I'm holding out an olive branch here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, closed)
Stick your olive branch up your sad lonely arse...

(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:06, closed)
Well really

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:22, closed)

You can fit a bucket in it? I suppose it must be a bit stretched due to the repeated insertion of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:56, closed)
classic Happy Phantom!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:32, closed)

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