Yay! You finally got your...*ahem* 'mates' to join in!!!...

So...exactly how many gazzes did it take for you to drag them into this thread you lonely prick? I bet your requests had just the merest hint of desperation to obligate them? Because they didn't want to be part of your sad, lonely, turgid self-aggrandising existence?

I pity you
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:28, 1 reply)

Why is everyone being so negative?
I mean sure, if I were a corpulent, verbose and supremely irritating liar from Coventry I might be a little down in the dumps, but there's no need for such hostility is there?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:31, closed)

Well I wasn't the one that got supremely upset on the internet - I'm used to your pompous objective drivel...

If only you could see the timeless beauty of a happy, stable environment without the likes of you fucking it up for everybody...then you might be able to understand how sometimes - just sometimes - your family is more important then you.

Are you going to blart again for a few hours? Or call more pretend internet bumchums?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:38, closed)

these mood swings are worrying me now.
I thought you fat cunts were supposed to be jolly?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:46, closed)

Really? That is the best you can think of?...

Feel free to enjoy the next few hours where you can say what you want because I will be home with my loving family (that I didn't ruin like you did). This is because I'm a good man, and intelligent enough to make good life choices, and I don't try to make the world revolve around my petty problems. You utter prick

Once again - I pity you.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, closed)

all the best fathers are morbidly obese alcoholics, I see that now.
Thank god you're not smug as well, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:04, closed)

Ooh you got me there! Yet inbetween my obsession with gaining weight and killing myself with alcohol...
I still manage to maintain a wonderful, longlasting and stable relationship with my wife and children.

remind me again...how you doin'?

Eek - that bad huh?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, closed)

I am really most relieved that you're not smug.
You'd look terrible if you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:15, closed)