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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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my brother has 3 kids
the older two are very alike, brown eyes, dark hair, like their parents. somehow the little one, who is almost 3, looks just like them, but as if the colour came out in the wash - she has white blonde curls and blue eyes. she looks like a rather chubby little angel and she totally knows it.

so the other night my brother was tucking her into bed and she said sweetly that she had a secret to tell him. my brother leaned in so that she could whisper in his ear, and she put her little rosebud lips against his ear, smelling all nice and babylike and innocent, and said....

"daddy, i wish you were DEAD."

(she also farts like a 50 year old, 17 stone builder after a night on the guinness and fried eggs, but that's a different story)
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:07, 3 replies)
You terrible, lying ginger tart.

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:57, closed)
this is just gratuitous trolling
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:08, closed)
Don't let my general nice chap demeanour fool you, swipey.
Underneath it all I'm a bitter and twisted bastard.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:12, closed)

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