meanwhile nobody has bothered to troll my story at all
not one person.

it was true and everything.

insert bloo bloo man here :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:09, 1 reply)

There's your problem.
What you have to do is make up a pitiful lie and then, when you get called out as a tedious bullshitter instead of receiving the fawning accolades you expected, you have to then erupt into a personal attack on the nearest person, setting yourself up as a paragon of virtue whilst simultaneously bragging about conning your employer out of their money.

Then - and only then - will the gates of Trolldom open for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:16, closed)

It also helps if you are fat as fuck, an alcoholic and a smug tosser.


I just don't see this working out for you, I'm afraid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:17, closed)

Ah, so you took the fact that I said I was going home to hijack the thread to try and have the last word...again and again...

Pitiful, angry and upset...for the umpteenth time.

You talk about 'attacks'? don't get me started you ridiculous cretin. You thought you could just do your usual throwaway comment in my direction and I would accept it like always. Well, one time I decided I would not just roll over and let you insult, you sad excuse.

Also, loving the 'fat' comments BTW - did you say them to your ex by any chance? or was it just your incredulous self-importance and bitterness that drove her to take your daughter and make a better life for herself?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:49, closed)

this thread is an absolute triumph for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:53, closed)

Oh no, you're the big winner in the game of life...

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:59, closed)

I've also noticed a distinct lack of support from your usual chummies...

Who're normally like jackals. Are you not feeling the love? Well, it wouldn't be the first time...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 19:03, closed)

I thought QOTW answers are meant to be lies.
Have I been doing it wrong?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:29, closed)

Fuck - I think you might be right.
I've got this all wrong, haven't I? I feel such a fool now - as well as a terrible parent.

This really isn't a good day for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:32, closed)

Never mind.
For what it's worth, I think using the break up of someone's family as ammo on a message board is well..cuntish. The sort of thing that makes you think if you met them down the pub, you’d go and talk to someone else. There's a lot of it round here these days.

I often think I should come and hang out with you lot on /OT, but I never have a fucking clue what you're all talking about.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:16, closed)

you'd be welcome

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:50, closed)

Edenmonster, I completely understand...

Sometimes a line has to be drawn...when people think they are untouchable; 'holier than thou' even, that they can spill their own personal crap one day yet get angry and upset on the internet when it suits them. Also, they think they have a divine right to cast aspersions on who they want, when they want.

This despicable cunt caught me on a bad day. Tomorrow I will be different. Unfortunately, I bet he won't. I weep for the future.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:59, closed)

are you flouncing again?
excellent.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:12, closed)

Fingers crossed eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:22, closed)

What, in particular, is 'despicable'? about him or what he has said compared to what some others say on here?
Not sure I understand the reasons for the vitriol.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:25, closed)

Seems you're being selective with the questions you answer PF. Not sure that works in your favour.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:38, closed)

CAN'T YOU READ?
I said that his post wasn't very good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:40, closed)

That's because you are a complete cunt. HTH.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:42, closed)

you terrible bully.
I hope your entire family are murdered by Islamic extremists.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:42, closed)

it would serve me right

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:43, closed)

Ooh, are you UPSET??

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:44, closed)

not merely upset but very, very angry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:48, closed)

you should probably watch that - somebody might take you to task over it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:49, closed)

durr not likely Jan
I think I'm untouchable. Holier than thou, even.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:54, closed)

Alright Battered?...

Find the 'search' function. Then work it out - you massive thickie
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:37, closed)

What a nice response to a reasonable question.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:50, closed)

Thank you...

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:53, closed)

Who would stoop so low?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:04, closed)

^^I'm so glad I logged back in to see this^^
This wins
(King Nightmare, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:12, closed)

^^it surely does!!^^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:42, closed)

don't cry
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:42, closed)

win

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:59, closed)