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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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It's gone as I expected. Check you, though - so incensed by a mild rebuke that you've been angrily monitoring the thread for four entire days, leaping in with a masterfully crafted 'nyah nyah' noise now a couple of talktards have donned their shining tinfoil armour and cantered in on their Shetland destriers to ineffectually raise their fliddy little arms for your cause.

Also - I got more replies than you =D
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:42, 2 replies)

Comedy gold.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:21, closed)

Are we cribbing our replies from Usbourne's "My First 1000 Shit Zingers", now? Very well.

u r upset on the internet lolz
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:08, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1809489
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:10, closed)

{img src="http://www.myfirst1000shitzingers.com/hilariouspictureofstevemcdonald.png"}
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:21, closed)

I think we can close b3ta now - this interesting, pithy, perfectly-punctuated retort has rendered all further postings pointless.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:30, closed)
psst -
"perfectly punctuated" isn't hyphenated.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:41, closed)
You do know that trolling is supposed to make other people look like cunts, right?

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 23:26, closed)

I've got that covered. I'm compiling a list of the posts I've disliked - and when I think I have enough, I'll put some links to them in my profile.

That'll show everyone who's boss.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 23:49, closed)

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