Also, Monty has thrown an upset, world class hissy fit of girly proportions...

But Janet missed that bit. Probably too busy worshipping and rubbing against the monitor to notice.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 19:22, 2 replies)

How are the guinea pigs?
BTW guys & gals, they really are called Muffin and Flapjack. I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of Sir Cloppington.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:25, closed)

and you can fuck off and all.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:26, closed)

Hi Janet!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:27, closed)

alright captain placid?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:28, closed)

Remarkably well thank you.
I'm off for a Chinese meal courtesy of my girlfriend in 10 minutes so let's hope this runs and runs until I get back.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:30, closed)

i hope you have a lovely time.
see you later!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:31, closed)

Thank you Captain...

But the fact that my post is true is now neither here nor there...

It's the gaggle of fuckwits who have decided to round around this post and try to make their point. I thought it would kick off, but not to this standard. To celebrate I'm off to watch some TV with my wonderful family. I might even get muff & flaps out.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 19:42, closed)

HAHAHAHA, BRILLIANT!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:43, closed)

gaaaayyy
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:43, closed)

comedy genius, right here.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:09, closed)

it's wit of this calibre that makes you the comedy 'ledge' of b3ta
and the toast of 'Twang Club' that we all adore
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:47, closed)

Best post in ages on qotw
9/10 only needs a bertdown to get a 10
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:53, closed)

sorry if I've upset you.
why don't you log off for a bit, have a cup of tea and wait for this all to blow over.

you ridiculous trembling nancy.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:26, closed)

FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:43, closed)

really? off you go then.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:13, closed)

Ahh, janet...up early again and with so many better things to do in her life
she's here dribbling more of the same old shit.

Darling, I would feel sad for you but I feel kinda condescending if I do.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 7:31, closed)

wait, you feel superior because i got up early?
magnificent.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:54, closed)

Oh janet.
I don't have to "feel" superior to you, the catshit I scoop out of the kitty-litter tray each morning is superior to you.
I was merely pointing out (again) that as a fellow early riser, instead of doing something productive and constructive with your morning you hop on here to do little more than make pointless, derisory comments about other posters.
Again - pitying you for your lack of self-awareness in this situation makes me feel as tho I'm being patronising to someone who is of an inferior intellect & truth told I don't really like being 'that guy'.
Then again much like shambo, I imagine your angry, rant filled sessions on the 'puter are probably a bit of sweet respite for the people who live with you. A few hours in their day that they don't have to deal with you.
Cheers, luvvy!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 9:17, closed)

no youn are.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:27, closed)

You don't know who I am do you?
You'd have got a lot more angry if you did.

Rather than that pissweak, generic response.
Figure it out sweet-cheeks.

EDIT: About an hour later and poor, old janet still hasn't figured out who I am.
PROTIP JANET: Click on my profile link. With the left mouse button.
The mouse is the thing that you don't type with.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 9:36, closed)

of course i know who you are.
i'm just bored with you, that's all.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:34, closed)

Well gaz me darling.
Well gaz me darling.

The second was to accomodate your short attention span.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 11:21, closed)