You took your time Plummy...
Typical of you to rock up when all the best things have been said, you ugly fucker.

BTW - A friend told me they recently ran a search of 'pooflake' the other day to look for an old post. Nobody...NOBODY has apparently put as many stalker-style posts about me as you. You should be very proud.

If it wasn't quite so sad
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 19:36, 3 replies)

he's right you know. this is textbook.
we have a laugh though don't we, eh?

twat.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:38, closed)

That's odd, I just ran a search for 'pooflake' and while I may be prolific, I'm deffers not the top mentioner.
Soz and all that old feller me lad.

And I'm rocking up now because I hardly post during the day, I'm being paid to do something else instead. That alright with you? Or should I book some overtime in? Then again, setting aside three hours of the working day just to wade through one of your gargantuan posts would probs be frowned on by my bosses.

Soz again, ol' flakeyboy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:46, closed)

Firstly, that's good for jumping on it - you must have suspected...

Secondly, you're still a saddo that is entirely too obsessed with me to be normal. That's now more obvious than ever.

Thirdly, I said a 'friend' told me that. I didn't have the ego to check it out myself, unlike you. Oh dear. Failure on so many levels

Soz Plums, enjoy your 'personal time'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 19:55, closed)

nah, I didn't suspect, I doubted.
So I checked.

Obsessed? I'm not obsessed, I just find you hilarious.

Not your literary 'efforts', you. The fact that you think QOTW is serious and important enough that you have this kind of spasticated shitfit when somebody calls bullshit. That you appear to consider yourself a bit of a comedian, yet have never stopped to consider that the second most important aspect of successfully delivering comedy is brevity. That you seem to think anyone apart from your equally risible friend Captain Placid gives a shit about your inane life and dismal storytelling. That your average QOTW entry could serve as the dictionary definition of the word 'prolix'. That you think stories about shitting yourself are in any way amusing. That you think any of your stories are in any way amusing.

This isn't obsession. Far from it.

Maybe while you're over on dictionary.com looking up 'prolix' you might care to look up the meaning of 'obsession' as well, because just like brevity, you surely to fuck have no idea what it means.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:03, closed)

TL;DR

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:21, closed)

POT! KETTLE! ETC1!!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:23, closed)

I think this is an attempt at ironololz
Either that or a desperate attempt to not look butthurt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:23, closed)

Such upset...such obsession...

for shame :(
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 20:25, closed)

Uh, Poofles old boy.
You're the one waddling around the thread posting increasingly upset replies to Janet and me. You're just proving yourself as self-obsessed as I suspected you were.

Poor Pooflake, still trying to laugh through the tears :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:26, closed)

Sounds like he needs to find another hugbox.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:28, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1975957
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:28, closed)

Fucking Hell
You know that QOTW is truly dead when a drab, unfunny, non-contributor like Plumdozer feels qualified to give a lecture on the rules of comedy.

Also, the irony of your deadly serious flouncing rant trying to tell someone not to take it so seriously is delicious.
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:48, closed)

Non-contributor?
I was newslettered the other week. In QOTW-land, that's fucking gold.

You do realise as well that 'flouncing' means to leave? Not to flap around like a fucking flid, like you are all over this thread?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:23, closed)