Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
« Go Back
Some pals and I were discussing the various ways of women
that were a mystery to the teenage male. At that time there was a product called Feminine Deodorant Spray that we presumed was for masking the odour of rancid pussy.
Someone's younger brother wanders in and wants to know what we are talking about. "FDS" we tell him.
"Oh" he says, "that stuff tastes terrible."
We made him an honourable member of the club.
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 23:47, 2 replies)
that were a mystery to the teenage male. At that time there was a product called Feminine Deodorant Spray that we presumed was for masking the odour of rancid pussy.
Someone's younger brother wanders in and wants to know what we are talking about. "FDS" we tell him.
"Oh" he says, "that stuff tastes terrible."
We made him an honourable member of the club.
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 23:47, 2 replies)
I thought FDS sold cheap sofas?
No wonder they're cheap, if they smell of rancid pussy
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:04, closed)
No wonder they're cheap, if they smell of rancid pussy
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:04, closed)
« Go Back