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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

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Some pals and I were discussing the various ways of women
that were a mystery to the teenage male. At that time there was a product called Feminine Deodorant Spray that we presumed was for masking the odour of rancid pussy.
Someone's younger brother wanders in and wants to know what we are talking about. "FDS" we tell him.
"Oh" he says, "that stuff tastes terrible."
We made him an honourable member of the club.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 28 May 2013, 23:47, 2 replies)
Hah, women!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:19, closed)
I thought FDS sold cheap sofas?
No wonder they're cheap, if they smell of rancid pussy
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:04, closed)

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