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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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You know 'DYAAKY'? I made that up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:42, 1 reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET!!!!!

(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:42, closed)
'Fraid not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:46, closed)
WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP????

(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:46, closed)
That would be a rather strange lie to tell.
Maybe I should throw in a hamster called 'Cuntbuster' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:49, closed)
It doesn't matter how strange your lies are, they're still lies
whatever keeps you going I suppose
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:51, closed)
Cool!
Here's where you prove it's a lie:
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, closed)
Right after you prove the OP was a lie:

(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:57, closed)
Couldn't do it, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:03, closed)
I'm still waiting for you, duh.
Anytime you're ready.
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:11, closed)
The cake is a lie
I want to know what Richard Geres Gerbil is called
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:15, closed)
'Fannybatter McShitmags' - it's a Minecraft character or something

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:16, closed)
Ive heard it enjoys
Going up dirty tunnels so you could be right
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:20, closed)
I enjoyed your pie thread btw

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:20, closed)
thanks
glad to be of service on pie related matters
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:22, closed)
I think we should regularly
hijack threads and talk pie I enjoyed it
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:04, closed)
I'm up for that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:23, closed)
Count me in
Even if it makes me hungry for more pie,
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:33, closed)
I now want a hamster so that I can call it that.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, closed)
I'll get you one.


NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF MY LIES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:55, closed)
When qotw is finally shut down.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, closed)

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