Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
What this thread needs is some tea, biscuits and a game of football to dispel the tension.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:51,
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or some PIE CHAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:57,
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It's funny because it's topical!
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/27/york-mosque-protest-tea-biscuits
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:00,
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*Kicks ball and serves tea*...
But I don't have long because I'm off to see the new Star Trek movie tonight...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:49,
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Don't let the bastards grind you down, Poofers.
Sooner or later it's everyone's turn to be lambasted on this forum.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 19:03,
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someone mention a lamb pasty?
Oh hang on no my mistake carry on.
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:32,
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^this deserves credit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:21,
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