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Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."

What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?

Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...

(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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My name is Noel, and I'm the guy who buys all the Star Wars figures your parents sell at car boot sales or give to charity.

But I don't sell them on ebay. Ohhh no! I keep them all in my shed where I spend hours and hours reenacting scenes from Return of the Jedi, and cackling at your misfortune. Sometimes I glue string to their heads and pretend I'm directing a L'oreal advert. Other times I smear them with jam and watch as the giant ants and wasps engorge themselves on your unhappiness.

They usually cost less than a quid, too!

Did I lose anything? No, but I'm sure glad you did.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:41, 4 replies)
You beat me to it
I had a similar post floating around in my head.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:45, closed)
This gets
My Royal seal of approval.
Good work!
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:46, closed)
I knew it!
*shakes fist*
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:03, closed)
There where as many pristine boxed starwars figurines floating around as people claimed - they'd be damn near worthless
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:12, closed)

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