Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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You lot were luckyI had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 17:38,
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so you were allowed something to drink?we used to have to slit our poor dead mothers spleen open - suck juice out. sew her back together with our own woven eyelashes. connect her to streetlamp to jumpstart her cold dead heart so she could have plutonium rubbed into her eyes for medical experimentation for ha'penny a month!
you were lucky!
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 17:41,
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I say drinkI had to pour it onto my face every morning
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 17:43,
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an if you tell young people...(
spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 17:46,
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They won't believe you.(
Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 17:47,
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You were lucky...to have a face to pour the drink on. When I were a lad we used to have to survive on one minute's sleep a fortnight, then go and clean t'roads wi' nowt but our tongues (including slipways, mind), for a ha'penny a year.
And the only time we got to go home was to get w'fathers to flay our faces off with the back of an old angry cat, and we'd pay him tuppence f'privilege.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:34,
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:(You had a dad? Spoiled rotten.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:54,
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LuxuryOf course, we had it hard in our house. Once the servants were actually three minutes late with my early morning cuppa (which gave me a chance to finish my wank and take the headphones off), so I threw my collection of mint Star Wars toys, all individually wrapped in copies of Spiderman No 1, at them for the temerity. My mother was so shocked that she threw (well, had the cleaner do it) the lot out.
Mind you, she had the servants flogged senseless with a horsewhip later.
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