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Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."

What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?

Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...

(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Cousins, eh?
Sort of related, but still quite funny. My Mum had recently come back from Israel and had bought some holy water from the Jordan or whatever, because being a religious type, she will keep it for all future Grandchildren's christenings and such. Bless.

Anyway, my cousin who lives in London had moved out of his place but needed to crash somewhere for two weeks while his new place was being prepared, so we offered to put him up. Being a London type, he is one of those guys who enjoys one of those fruity, overpriced ciders over ice, and as long as he bought his own, we were quite happy to provide for him the ice and glass.

Anyway, one day my mother was in a panic, because she couldn't find the holy water. I asked her where she last saw it (the obvious question really) and she said she put it in an ice tray to preserve its holiness (apparently holiness has a use-by date) and then it was then that it clicked. Needless to say, my cousin was a bit ashamed that he had drunken a Magners with the holiest ice possible, but I found the whole fiasco quite amusing.
(, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 22:53, 5 replies)
This is the kind of answer
that QOTW should be full of.

:D *click*
(, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 0:37, closed)
Lucky she's not a Hindu.
The Ganges would've made it taste funny.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 8:33, closed)
excellent stuff
but seriously, who collects holy water from a river and then freezes it in an ice cube tray?

that's just mental behaviour
(, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:13, closed)
Holy water ice cubes! Genius!
I want to see a version of "The Exorcist" where the priest is chanting "The power of christ compells you" whilst bouncing ice cubes off the little girls forehead.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:21, closed)
There's a very important question... did it ward off the hangover the next day?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:18, closed)

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