2000AD
In the early 1980's I inherited piles and piles of 2000AD comics from my older brothers and lovingly catalogued and organised them and each week for several years added the next carefully read one to the pile. Even saved up money to buy the few missing copies.

Came home from school and my Mum said she'd been to the dump and there were loads of 2000AD's in the skips so I immediatley asked if she'd brought any home to which she replied "No, because we've cleared your room and they were the ones from under your bed."

What a fucker!
(bagend, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:49, 11 replies)

I
thought this was going to turn into a piss take...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:59, closed)

well,
quite why you were collecting 2000ADs when you obviously can't read is beyond me.

www.b3ta.com/questions/thrownaway/post222382
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:20, closed)

ell Crackhouse
There is definitely a crusade to your actions this week!

Remind me to never get on the wrong side of you...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:29, closed)

You can't get on her wrong side
she's extremely flexible.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:34, closed)

Ankles behind the ears?
or just morality wise?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:34, closed)

To my shame
I started it.

It was me. I opened the 2000AD floodgates - in my defence no one else had said anything similar at that point and I had no idea how many other mongs would have had the same happen to them.

1st issue is £80 mint, 2nd is £90 - 200 of them is no small sum.

But I am genuinely sorry folks.


Monts
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:43, closed)

Well
I wouldn't like to comment on her moral flexibility, but I have seen her twist her hips into some extraordinary positions.

I saw this in a pub BTW, nothing funny going on there.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:43, closed)

I'm in a bad mood these days
so I don't see why anyone else should be happy.

My morals are fairly elastic, yes. My hips, moreso.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:46, closed)

i lost
a load of zenith graphic novels that would rack up to about £1500 to buy nowadays, but being a 2000ad character fucked if i'll post a story about it!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:48, closed)

Bugger
Can't think of a witty comeback now.

Ah well...

@ MOnty Not your fautl then bud, it was a genuine QOTW at that point...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:03, closed)

Jeremy Kyles
*clicks* after reading...

In the early 1980's I inherited piles

..made me laugh.

Rest of story, tough break.
(Neostenine's maker, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:11, closed)