Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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I threw my own stuff away...Well I had to, my baby brother who was aged about four at that time, (he is twenty five now and has just got married, but I could not go to his wedding because apparently being a lesbian at a wedding is wrong!) hid shit in my toys.
Yes, he hid shit in my toys. I even opened my money box to find two nuggets of his poo in there on top of my savings.
Since then I have always washed my hands after visiting the bank and I still hate my lying, deceitful, petty, small minded, prejudiced, little fuck head of a brother. Oh and his wife is ugly!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:55,
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That sucksbut these wee tricks of which your sig speaks. What would these be pray tell?
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YikesSounds like a nice bloke...
It also looks like you got the better end of the deal :-)
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His wedding will probably be shiteHave a party on the day, make it better than the wedding and then he can have all the shite guests, you can have all the fun ones.
You can come to my wedding if you like, you'll have to wear a hat though (not because you're lesbian, but because everyone who's coming will have to wear one)
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he's a geebagBetter shot of him, love!
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@JugularI'd love to come to your wedding but I have a big head and so won't be able to wear a hat.
Will a scarf do?
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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Surelyyou can just get a big hat? With fruit on it?
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TypicalI advertised for lesbians at my wedding but were any available? No.
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Hes not too old for a wedgieMight knock some sense into him.
He is going to be the father of ugly children, corrupt them by being a cool aunt and totally undermine his and mrs uglies authority. Oh and as karma has a habit of biting people on the arse one of them will be totally gay.
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I always...wash my hands after going into a bank in any case.
It always makes me feel dirty going into on of those places.
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