Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Some research needed, methinksIs there a mental disorder that leaves mothers genuinely unable to tell the difference between "Random crap on the floor" and "Carefully organised collections stored neatly"?
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Yes.It's called "motherhood".
Sadly, many wives fall victim to this with regard to their husbands, resulting in much unpleasantness.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 19:08,
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Come to think of it there's a male equivalent.Dads, or at least a lot of the dads mentioned on this QOTW, seem prone to "BeingadickbecauseIcan Syndrome"
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HELLO!!!!Silly billy! They can tell the difference. They just do it to piss you off.
It's some weird mum joke thing.
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 20:13,
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My Step Sonleaves toys and Lego all over the floor. I repeatedly tell him to pick it up. My partner tells him to pick it up. Together, we both tell him to pick it up.
He does not pick it up...
Mr Vacuum does pick it up though...
I am not brave enough to go into his bedroom, I fear that the accumulated filth will become sentient and savage my knees!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 10:51,
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