Lost Money.....with a difference
It wasn't my Mum that threw anything away, she's a hoarder.

No, this is about an ex-BF who I went on holiday with, who will be nameless. It was only for a week, and when he went to get money out of the wall it wouldn't give it to him. so, I lent him £60 from my cashpoint. We also had this arrangement that I would do all the accounting for everything we spent so we magically went halves with all the food and drink bills, and anything else, except the £60 cash he owed me being separate. It ended up at the going rate and another £60 he owed me for the meals and drinks. he had it in his mind that it was only £80 total including the £60 he owed me (ridiculous) even though he could see in black and white it was £120, as I'd saved all the receipts.

It took me 6 months to get the £80 out of him, being nice and friendly, then when I did , ditched him and never spoke to him again.

Nice turn for me is that his wife found out about the holiday and he went through a divorce.

HA HA

How can someone look at the bills and not pay the amount owed ?
( Tiggy the diver, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 1:45, 9 replies)

jesus christ
just when you thought this QOTW could grind no duller we get a tale of a supposed 'holiday' that involved meticulous accounting, retention of receipts and a fun end of holiday audit.

then just to ramp up the hilarity you continue an affair for 6 months in order to weasle a paltry 80 quid out of the bloke, then rejoice in the break up of a marriage you were instrumental in destroying.

congratulations - you are dull, cheap AND vindictive. nice!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 8:50, closed)

*cackle*
That is all.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:07, closed)

Confused.com
I'm not seeing the point? You had a bf who was married? or his wife found out later?

I'm really not following...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:25, closed)

Go Spimf, tell it like it is
A new low.

And I'm the cunt who first posted about a lost 2000AD collection - so I know about new lows.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:29, closed)

...
Them Sun £9 holidays are never as much fun as they say they are...
(wrigglesworth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:45, closed)

@Monty
the first 2000AD post is teh win. It's the subsequent ones that reinforce the need for frontal lobotomies.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:55, closed)

Liz?
is that you?

x


(Kip, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 10:01, closed)

Thank you Spimf.

You brightened my morning.
( Moey, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 10:37, closed)

I'm With Spimf
.
I can't stand infidelity. There's no excuse for it. He's a cunt for being unfaithful and you're a double cunt for letting him screw you while he was still married to someone else.

And then crowing over being the cause of a divorce.

What do you do for an encore - skull-fuck a kid with a strap-on?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:06, closed)