Quote from Google
Of little importance is the loss of such things as wealth. But a terrible thing is to lose wisdom. Of little importance is the gaining of such things as wealth. Great is the importance of gaining wisdom. - Buddha...

Well, it;s on the daily Buddhist thing...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:27, 16 replies)

You'd wonder how that gold-plated charlatan ever got so fat
if all he was eating was wisdom.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:31, closed)

Pearls of Wisodm Baz,
Pearls of Wisdom...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:36, closed)

^
is that like a pearl necklace?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:41, closed)

Dunno CHCB
you tell us.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:44, closed)

^
tastes the same, I imagine.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:44, closed)

As good as toothpaste?
or as good as vinegar?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:47, closed)

If it's toothpaste
Don't, for the love of God, drink orange juice afterwards.
( Cawl, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:50, closed)

*bokes*

*does a little sick in his mouth*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:53, closed)

but
if you want to find out if they're real pearls then you have to run them through your teeth. FACT.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:55, closed)

Didn't someone
invent the "people who use the word FACT at the end of there sentences rarely speak facts" law a while back?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:58, closed)

^^
is that a FACT?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:15, closed)

Haven't the Federation Against Copyright Theft
copyrighted the word 'fact' so as in fact, we can't sat FACT anymore without running the risk of illegally copying movies?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:18, closed)

@baz
I heard they tried, but go countersued by teh Fat Arsed Cat Torturers club.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:23, closed)

@al
ah yes, a noble bunch, keeping unshapely cats in their place lest the reputation of their species should suffer.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:25, closed)

Indeed. The FACT law
is the reason why I usually put "FACT" at the end of sentences which are nothing to do with fact. Er, FACT.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:28, closed)

But
misusing the word fact can cause you to develop breasts and a winky. FACT!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:32, closed)