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Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."

What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?

Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Of little importance is the loss of such things as wealth. But a terrible thing is to lose wisdom. Of little importance is the gaining of such things as wealth. Great is the importance of gaining wisdom. - Buddha...

Well, it;s on the daily Buddhist thing...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:27, 16 replies)
You'd wonder how that gold-plated charlatan ever got so fat
if all he was eating was wisdom.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:31, closed)
Pearls of Wisodm Baz,
Pearls of Wisdom...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:36, closed)
^
is that like a pearl necklace?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:41, closed)
Dunno CHCB
you tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:44, closed)
^
tastes the same, I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:44, closed)
As good as toothpaste?
or as good as vinegar?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:47, closed)
If it's toothpaste
Don't, for the love of God, drink orange juice afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:50, closed)
*bokes*

*does a little sick in his mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:53, closed)
but
if you want to find out if they're real pearls then you have to run them through your teeth. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:55, closed)
Didn't someone
invent the "people who use the word FACT at the end of there sentences rarely speak facts" law a while back?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:58, closed)
^^
is that a FACT?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:15, closed)
Haven't the Federation Against Copyright Theft
copyrighted the word 'fact' so as in fact, we can't sat FACT anymore without running the risk of illegally copying movies?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:18, closed)
@baz
I heard they tried, but go countersued by teh Fat Arsed Cat Torturers club.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:23, closed)
@al
ah yes, a noble bunch, keeping unshapely cats in their place lest the reputation of their species should suffer.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:25, closed)
Indeed. The FACT law
is the reason why I usually put "FACT" at the end of sentences which are nothing to do with fact. Er, FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:28, closed)
But
misusing the word fact can cause you to develop breasts and a winky. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:32, closed)

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