Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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BTW.
I Thought we'd all grown out of the last post childishness...
You turn your back for a couple of minutes... tsk tsk...
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I Thought we'd all grown out of the last post childishness...
You turn your back for a couple of minutes... tsk tsk...
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..or so I heard.
I was lead to believe that He'd wanked himself to death while watching his neighbour's dog eating it's own shit....
It may be untrue, but it seemed fitting.
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I was lead to believe that He'd wanked himself to death while watching his neighbour's dog eating it's own shit....
It may be untrue, but it seemed fitting.
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Who was Stusut79?
And what the the reason for his love in the first place?
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And what the the reason for his love in the first place?
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Ahh.. you poor Newbies.
Stusut was heroic.
And... any questions you might have about him can be simply answered with... "It was his Glans"
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Stusut was heroic.
And... any questions you might have about him can be simply answered with... "It was his Glans"
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I remember Stsut with fear and awe.
One of the first posters that really got me into b3ta, through sheer freakery.
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One of the first posters that really got me into b3ta, through sheer freakery.
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Tell us more of your early days...
*Humpty adopts kneels and prepares to start inserting the smarties*
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*Humpty adopts kneels and prepares to start inserting the smarties*
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I've reminded myself
of who he is now.
Oh look smarties!
They're a bit damp.
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of who he is now.
Oh look smarties!
They're a bit damp.
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Would that we had, humpty...
Would that we had.
Didn't Stusut appear a few weeks ago, and then disappear again just as quickly?
*laments*
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Would that we had.
Didn't Stusut appear a few weeks ago, and then disappear again just as quickly?
*laments*
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Aye... would that we had...
*Looks at bob with mild horror... she clearly has hitherto unknown talents*
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*Looks at bob with mild horror... she clearly has hitherto unknown talents*
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^horror?
You'd pay good money to see these talents in action over if you were in Soho, my lad!
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You'd pay good money to see these talents in action over if you were in Soho, my lad!
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