Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Vitamin NI'm an addict. I love my nicotine, but I started to grow weary of the expense, the smell and the having to go outside constantly to light up. If only there was another way, I thought - and then I discovered powdered tobacco, inhaled through the nose. What a wonderful idea! All the nicotine-y goodness of cigarettes with none of the tar-filled lungs, wheezing and fumes. I rushed out to buy some immediately, but sadly in my haste I made a foolish error that ruined the experience for me forever - I poured some into my cupped hands and inhaled it through my mouth.
When I'd finished expelling the mess I made in my lungs, I decided to throw away the snuff I'd huffed and coughed.
I'm back on the fags now.
Am I last?
Oh, for fuck's sakes, not even a *spang*? I don't know why I bother.
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Shut it, you.You're just jealous.
No, I'm not sure what you're supposed to be jealous of either.
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Perhaps you're right!Perhaps I'm jealous of your ability to hurl reason and sense aside and live life with gay abandon.
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thealternativefact, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:05,
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Gay abandon?You callin' me a bummer?
;P
I'm still at work, this is shit.
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I think I am.In fact, I think I'll send Luis round for Movie Night in my absence.
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