My Rag
No. You're not fucking last. Grow the fuck up or I'll fuck you *Right* in the fucking ear.

And YES. I mean YOU.


*and breath out*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:06, 11 replies)

Hello Humpty
Haven't "seen" you for ages......

How are you hanging?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:09, closed)

is that
some weird sexual fetish you have there? You enjoy fucking people in the ear? weird man.
(scotsbloke, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:09, closed)

Aye... In the Ear.
It's the only way I can get satisfaction.. What with my tiny cock'n all.

Fine thanks Tourettes M'Lady (scraping bow). How're you keeping?

I'll carry on chasing your fella while you answer if that's ok? *keeps on scampering*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:12, closed)

you're funny! !

(scotsbloke, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:17, closed)

eh?
Legless ain't my fella - he's my extra special friend ;o) It's Davros' Granddad to whom I am betrothed. I do love Legless dearly though...

I'm fine & dandy, thank you good Sir H - hanging slightly to the left and leaving dribbles of wee in my wake in anticipation of meeting b3tans in the flesh (I've only met Leggy, who introduced me to this fluffy/spluffy website).

Good to have you back :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:20, closed)

Whoopsie.
Not sure how I got that image in my head...

Muy apologeticatttth :o)

Not sure you've got me back... I get back here and even while there's the odd story still being posted, there's still the usual crop of fist-mangets vying for last position... Not sure when it became a good thing to aim for last, but the irony is befitting.

So: back to the important things in life: your marvellous knorks..... Why the 23rd, and where should I be?

Davros? Good choice. The man has a brain of beauty.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:24, closed)

Humpty, I'm touched.
23rd. London. The Cardinal, Victoria.

Or: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14142
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:28, closed)

That There London
Can't do linkys but there's a QOTW bash this weekend on t'calender. I'm sure to at least get my arse out, possibly norks too. I have no cooth whatsoever. Do you ever get over to Blighty?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:31, closed)

FUCK.
Noone EVER tells me these things.


*Puts an imginary arm around Davros's shoulder for emotional support, Weeps into his peanuts, and keeps munching*

I just got BACK from blighty.

*Humpty rages like the devil's morning glory itself*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:32, closed)

*Supports Humpty and supplies more nuts. And beer*
There seems to be stacks of these bashes being added to the calendar. You may wish to try next April's Edinburgh bash, which coincides nicely with our nuptials... Acrually, there's QOTW types meeting every week at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:34, closed)

we shall see....
I'll come oneday.

Until then I'm happy to store it up.... as it were.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:36, closed)