All the way through reading this
I thought I could detect strong hints of irony in there, and then reading the replies I was thinking, 'good heavens, sometimes people really take things very seriously on here, don't they?'

and then I threw another Siamese cat on the fire.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:58, 3 replies)

tightwad
I use siamese twins to heat my house.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:04, closed)

How very rare
do you find that they put up much of a fight?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:09, closed)

no
Rohypnol is my friend.

worst comes to the worst I just sew a couple of homeless people together and lob them on.

stinks a bit but they burn real good and real long
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48, closed)

I shall have to remember that
but rather than homeless people, would you mind if I burn russian princes?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 13:04, closed)

Full on officelol
I love you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:12, closed)

Ahh....
I love you too, beardy stranger. Would you like to make face babies with me now?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:13, closed)

Only if we can call
them Frank, Dusty and Billy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:14, closed)

NO
Their names will be Wee Jimmy, Mini Bert, and Philhelimena Lillet Wonderpants Tenalady Typhoo Henderson
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:18, closed)

mmm
Of late, I'm considerably of the opinion that we need stronger irony detectors installed around these parts.
( rofl harris, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:50, closed)