TightwadsThere's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.
Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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That would be a lovely present for me :)So... a kitchen devil...
I'll use my Fairborne-Sykes Fighting Knife, in that case :)
Five inches, and designed to cause maximum slicing to veins and arteries, with minimum stabbing effort.
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Cawl, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:18,
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Sounds very efficientbut my kitchen devil can do carrots and cheese... so.. er... if you're made of carrots and cheese I can chop you up into little chunks and make a not very nice sandwich of some sort.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:19,
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Butby the simple addition of some Branston Pickle, said boring sandwich would become quite tasty.
Or if you had some corned beef and ketchup I would be tempted to eat Kaol myself.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:21,
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What aboutBroccoli? are you made of broccoli? Or courgettes? Or peppers of any colour (though green ones are pointless and bitter)?
Hang on, are you made of green peppers then?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:26,
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Yeah,My heart is a green pepper, pumping bitterly and pointlessly.
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Cawl, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:29,
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So'syour face.
...and your Mum's face.
I win.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:54,
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