Someone at work just asked me
if I wanted to buy a raffle ticket for children with leukaemia.

My response 'No thanks, I don't know what I'd do with one if I won, they need quite a lot of looking after don't they?' did NOT go down well...

Some people have no sense of humour at all.

(ps I give via Gift Aid direct debit, so the taxman can pay his share on my donations)
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:48, 1 reply)

I'm definitely
going to try this next time someone asks me to buy raffle tickets. Someone asked me if I wanted to enter a raffle for alzeimers patients on Saturday, a missed opportunity I feel.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:15, closed)

Oh, that'd be awful!
If you forgot where you put your prize they'd not know where they were either!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:41, closed)