Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Virgins???Christ, I wish... Didn't have any of those in the Midlands and down in London you're more likely to find a pile of unicorn shit than a virgin. The closest I ever got to fucking a real live virgin was a bloke named Gary, but that's another story - bit confusing that one - and it remains locked away in the deepest darkest recessess of my brain never to see the light of day. Sambuca and Tetleys don't mix, kids...
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SpankyHanky, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:15,
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Unicorn Shit vs VirginsI had a virgin once she was rubbish kept on going on about how big it was then bled all over the sheets..... give me a unicorn any day.
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