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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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The whole management conspiracy can be explained mathematically
Try this

Knowledge = Power

If we take the standard scientific formula

Power=Work/time

And if we also take the old maxim that

Time=Money

Then logically

Money=Work/Knowledge

Therefore the less you know the more you earn QED
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:18, 1 reply)
Good reasoning.
Also

Time = Money

also

Money (,the love of) = Root of all Evil

therefore

Time = Root of all Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:35, closed)

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