Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Tinfoil Hatters, you say...?In the course of my duties I encountered a middle aged lady who was in the process of getting Sectioned.
She explained that "half my brain has been melted by the microwaves. But its ok because I found a way to fight back."
This ingenious method? We entered her house and discovered the ENTIRE inside surface area was coated in tinfoil. Thats the floors, walls. windows, doors...it looked like a preschoolers Apollo 11 school project (could have slotted this tale in last week, really).
No natural light made it past the foil covered windows, so light bulbs were burning in every room. To say it was hot inside is an understatement. We felt like sausages under a students grill.
But to top it all off we found her "proudest invention": quite literally, a tinfoil hat. I kid you not - this lady had fashioned something that resembled a Biggles flying helmet out of tinfoil. If only I'd been able to take a picture.
Needless to say, last I heard she was still under Section and will probably remain so for a considerable distance into the future...
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:29, 1 reply)
Of course, you realize......This is only *them* doing this to her because she discovered how to fight back.
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