I doubt the dog actually "got in" to be honest
... but he sounds like a hound with discipline problems to me, anyhoo.

I lived alone with two fuck-off huge German Shepherds - still have one of them. Never have they attempted to do the wild thing on any part of my anatomy or indeed anyone else's - well trained that they are. Dogs "play mount" other dogs (and people) due to complex issues but mostly based on pack order, innit.
My bf's guide dog however - well, this current one's a leg hugging looney in a way that never includes the shagging motion as such, but bf did also have one years ago who got onto the bed and tried to join in the lovins that he was enjoying with his then gf by jumping on my bf's back and giving it plenty. And the dog was a she dog.

Makes you wonder what they're teaching them at Guide Dogs for the Blind !
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:52, 1 reply)

Its that David Blunkett
He's a bad influence
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:26, closed)