Second coming of Christ
My next door neighbour is a lovely sort. Do anything for you but he's got a touch of mel gibson about him.
He has regaled me for many hours on Thatcher's "cabinet of Jews" and all manner of anti-semitic rubbish. Now most people would say "you cant say that" or "bless him, he's old, thats how they used to talk back in the day" but I love to hear his garbled rubbish on how the world is run.
One day he was telling me about how David Icke (rolls eyes, I know) was commenting (sic) on a snooker match in coventry when the lights all went off. This coincided with the pope (JP2, I think) taking a detour while on a trip to england (must've been 1981) to an orphanage in Cantebury (while pretending he was only visiting the cathedral). The reason for this detour was the re-incarnation of Christ himself, who happened to be a child being raised in said orphanage. This also had something to do with the masons and as previously mentioned Thatchers "Sons of David cabinet" (his words, not mine).
Nothing about space-lizards yet and he hasn't fashioned himself a fashionable bonnet made from kitchen foil but I will keep you informed.

Apologies for randomness but thats how he presented it to me and I couldn't understand it either. I just stood there nodding.
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:54, Reply)