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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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I love the internet because it gives me far more interesting conspiracy theories to worry about than The Daily Fail.

And I'm a Freemason. No really, I am. It runs in the family (male and female). I'm a Lewis. It's not as exciting or as devious as you may think. Any questions about it, please ask.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:53, 2 replies)
I do have to ask
When you say it runs in the family (male and female) I assume your mother's male relatives are the masons, not your mum herself because - correct me if i'm wrong - females aren't allowed to come to the party?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 14:37, closed)
Actually no :0)
My Father is a Freemason and my mother is a lady Freemason. Historically, there were Freemasons on both sides, BUT on both sides it went through the males, my Mother being the first woman. When I posted this I didn't see Grand Architect's post on the first page, which is far better than my own!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:10, closed)

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