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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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*rolls up trouser leg*
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:14, 1 reply)
Secret handshakes
nods
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:17, closed)
*Firm handshakes*
*Sells mother to highest bidder*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:20, closed)
Why, good evening DG!
That's an impressive trouser snake you have there.......
YIKES! That's no "pleased to see you" snake - it's a lizard!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:28, closed)

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