Secret underground holding pens....
Apparently, on September 11, all the Jews in both towers took the day of sick but this was covered up.
Also, the aeroplanes were in fact cruise missiles which had been 'dressed up' to look like Boeing 737's.
This is presumably because it's much easier to disguise a cruise missile as an object many times larger than itself (and a different shape) than it is to wire up some actual planes with remote control and pack them full of explosives.
I mean, where would you put the explosives? In that compartment which is, er, specially designed to hold cargo? Or what?
It gets better though. The planes corresponding with the real flight numbers which the 'cruise missiles in disguise' substituted were diverted by military jets - with their payload of passengers - to a remote base in the central states.
Everyone on board was forced into an underground city, where they will live out the rest of their natural lives under armed guard, at the Government's expense.
Because if you're going to kill thousands and thousands of people by crashing cruise missiles into your own cities, the thought of killing 300 odd in a plane crash is just mad. Mad I tell you.
(sparagus14, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:07, Reply)