Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Here's an unusual oneThe guy who used to sit opposite me at work a few years back told me how part of the post-war Marshall Plan dealings with the UK meant that we handed over British sovereignty over to the US in all but in name as collateral on the agreement, essentially mortgaging the entire country.
Part of the agreement was that we help the US in any military conflicts they wish to partake of. However, when we avoided getting involved in Vietnam, they secretly reneged on the agreement and now have permanent ownership of our country. Although we've supposedly paid off the debts finally after 60 years or so, the payments have actually paid for the maintenance of US bases in the UK.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:14,
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