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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Cheers.
What galled me during the two hour chat we had about SJ's rapidly encroaching paranoia about all this was his assertion that "he needs to know".

No. He. Fucking. Doesn't! HE'S A CHILD FOR FUCK'S SAKE! He needs to continue being a child for as long as he can, because, fuck me, the world can be a crappy place and you've got taxes and grown up decisions to make in not too long a time to look forward to... Enjoy your childhood whilst you can; there's not much of it left.

I'm getting quite angry now. I think I need a smoke.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 20:40, Reply)

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