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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Shit!
The bottom of our back garden is full of gnomes! And my parents welcomed them in!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 12:55, 1 reply)
your parents may be part of this
do they often pester you for grandchildren? if so, they may already have offered you up to the gnomes for their nefarious breeding scheme.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:51, closed)

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