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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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David, is that you?
My colleague always used to go on about this. Are you him :)

Not sure why you've been such a hard time over this, as it is obviously just a mind game. I think anything that gets the general public thinking (thinking at all, let alone the meaning of life) is a good thing.

I love how scientists like some who have commented here are trying to set themselves apart from the rest of us. The idea that we don't know, can't understand means we shouldn't be engaged in conversation about these things. Surely that just leads to a new 'priest' class. Take on Faith what we say about Evolution, Life, Genetics, etc. because you will never know the true meaning.

If you have a problem with mind game, if it's "full of holes like swiss cheese" then say how. I'm not a mathmatician/Scientist so please enlighten me. Don't just critise.

You say we'll take this and place it into pop culture and pervert it etc but only because no one has bothered to explained why it's wrong.

Sorry for ramble, it's late and sometimes I can't stop myself from being wound up by pretensious scientificer-than-thou types.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:20, 1 reply)
I assume you're talking to me
I apologise for coming across as pretentious. It's a slightly sore point with me, since teaching and researching science is what I now do, and my life is a constant battle against idiot theories spouted on the internet and in the mainstream press and then believed and taken in by the kids I end up lecturing. And, frankly, too many of the adults as well. My route has been Physics/Biochemical Engineering/Medical Engineering so I've unfortunately been exposed to a lot of rubbish.

I didn't bother to explain the holes because I thought that anyone who was entering the discussion would have read the theories concerned and spotted them, although that might not have been a fair assumption on my part

and the holes? well, there are a lot, but the major one in Bostrom's theory.... I'm assuming, since you're replying, you're aware of the theory? the first assumption is catastrophically scientifically flawed, since we can't build a simulator capable of creating such a construct in the first place, the whole thing rather falls down*

(there are some rather more interesting quantum/metaphysics theories based in the far future about such constructs related to the big crunch if you really want to know more, but it's fair to warn you the physics is fairly fucking hardcore)

Russell's teapot? falls down utterly (I actually suspect it was a complete joke in the first place, but that doesn't stop philosophers debating it endlessly) as the existence or not of a small teapot in elliptical orbit somewhere is technically verifiable. With the right teapot-detecting equipment. The premise of the existence or not of a God doesn't follow a true/false verifiable scientific model in the same way and anyway, the burden of proof/not proof is a concept forced upon religion by science, not vice-versa.**

Questioning is fine. It's the root of good science. But the internet and modern society has created a situation where people question things when they don't have the background knowledge to even understand how the questioning process works, let alone the knowledge to look into the background behind the question. Would you be happy to have some 12 year old flying your airliner because "he'd read about it on the internet"? - it's the same thing.

Philosophy is fine, and worth debating. A good thing, as you said. Scientific philosophy, without the knowledge of science, is a dangerous place to play. A very, very bad thing.


*please don't say "ah, but how do you know that for sure?" that would be like asking how do I know for sure that there aren't pink fairies at the bottom of my filing cabinet"

**There isn't a God either, but I'm afraid that's just my personal opinion and I can't back that up.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:17, closed)
I agree with everything you say...
Except the Flying Spaghetti Monster slur.

Originally proposed to show the stupidity of the Intelligent Design "theory", I believe it's become quite an interesting social experiment (possibly created by the US government, to fit in with this weeks theme).

It certainly identifies those people that;
1. Own a computer
2. Believe their God would approve of "kicking someone's ass"
3. Have no sense of irony.

Come "The Day" I can only assume these will be the first up against the wall.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:04, closed)
I agree with you almost entirely
however, "...we can't build a simulator capable of creating such a construct..." - I think part of the original point was that it is not us who have done it. which makes it slightly more plausible.

I don't think it is though, and frankly if a simulation is so good that we can't tell the difference, then there is no difference and the simulation is reality.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:08, closed)
your last point is the only interesting part of the hypothesis, to my mind.
but, with the construct, the assumption is surely either we've done it or else some super-race has, in which case you might as well take the Icke route that we're ruled by giant space lizard-men - after all there is, again, no more or less evidence for either.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:15, closed)
we're not ruled by giant space-lizard men?
shit.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:26, closed)
Sorry you had to find out this way, man.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:00, closed)
what amazes me...
is your assumption that posting a slightly entertaining idea in the "conspiracy theory nutters" question of the week on b3ta, is some how meant (or actually is!) a challenge to science and good thinking?

Can I put forth the idea that - this is all just meant as a bit of fun? For adults (or hey even kids =)) to read and talk about and laugh a bit? Or will I get held responsible for ignorant 12 year olds crashing planes ... as some sort of direct result.

Actually ... perhaps I'm guiltly of this in reverse, am I missing the joke where you paranoidly blame humour and idle questions as a conspiracy to destroy us all? with 12 year olds?

Cause that's right funny really =)

Me suddenly being responsible for the fact that people aren't scientifically trained is a quite entertaining thought... I swear I didn't think I had anything to do with it =) If I did - I'm such a evil mastermind (without even realizing it) that I should be using my powers more actively... the things I could accomplish!

I may post a thought about magnetic tubes kept in orbit and used as space elevators next ... that'll undoubtedly drive 7 year olds to perform surgery while high! If I toss out the idea that green is red and red is green the economy could collapse retroactively in the past (oh wait someone did that... oh well =))

THE POWER... I can feel it coursing through me ...

Seriously mate, sorry to poke fun - but it sounds like (maybe) you had a bad day and took it out my way - which is cool, we all do it, a bad day is a bad day and it's gonna come out somewhere... but maybe we could just all just go get a pint instead?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:24, closed)
because it is?
I think you've kind of missed a bit the point about why this shit annoys me.

yes, of course, it's just b3ta. It's just QOTW. Yes, maybe I am overreacting. OMG, SERIS BZNESS, INTERNET.

But it is serious. People take wikipedia as gospel, believe what they read, here, in the press, all over the place. The information revolution has allowed any fool with a keyboard dobber the ability to spread whatever they like throughout the world, and minds are like sponges.

So, yeah, of course you aren't individually responsible for stupid ideas spreading. But at no point did I say you were, in any of the posts. Only that you might be a fucking idiot, which in hindsight is harsh, and I apologise. But society in general must take a responsibility, and it will come back to haunt us, I am certain of that.

And, yeah, mines a pint of Stella, cheers. :)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:43, closed)
Fair enough =)
=)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 18:45, closed)

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