Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Hills and sleeping- policemenEx-girlfriend and I walk up a big hill in Wales and find a dead lotherio policeman who'd investigated rendition flights...
The wonderful world of the internet proclaims us part of some global conspiracy, CIA agents and many other wonderful things...
Reality proclaims us crappy and fairly easily lost wanderers stupid enough to walk up a hill in freezing cold weather and who call the police because we found a bag and some booze at the top of a hill...
(I'd have left it all and come back down...)
In reality bloody police made us wait up the hill for hours for them to come and get the guy...
Internet claims we were flown out in a blaze of glory and taken away by a bunch of men in black glasses and suits...
Reality states we were taken to a cubs hut by a bunch of policemen from Wales who flirted with my ex and told me I was an idiot for walking up the hill...
a few reasons why the internet and conspiracy theories are better than my reality... (I want to be a part of a conspiracy able to assasinate and be flown around by the men in black... sadly reality is dictating otherwise...)
Curse you reality...
Long time hanger around... first time I had anything to say...
*edit - one last thing* also glad newspapers were distracted by my ex and therefore only put her names in the paper whilst I hid and smoked cigarettes... therefore hiding myself from the world of conspiracy theorists... the reality of dealing with them probably wouldn't be so much fun as I am yet to get the black glasses, flights and ability to kill with impunity. darn
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