Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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They do get that look about them don't they.....I swear mine are just building up a dossier of wank related stories that they are going to regale to this missus one day. Lets face it cats bastards and if they can get one over on you they will.
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it has nothing to do with wankingthey're watching you to make sure you haven't spotted them exercising their paws to such a degree that they will one day be able to operate your stove.
on that fateful day, they will kill, cook and eat you.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:31,
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